Muslims Rumble in Dearbornistan!
The Future is Now
"Pop! Pop! Pop!" The Christians were under attack. The rocks and the bottles, accompanied by an occasional
piece of concrete, were falling around them like hailstones. There was no retreat; they had no protection; there were no breastworks;
they were on their own. Cries of "Allahu akbar!" rent the air.
It was Dearborn, Michigan, June 2012.
The police told them to get out of there. It was the dar al-Islam, not the dar al-Harb. They had no business being there.
Something similar happened a hundred-fifty years ago. In April of 1862 Yankee scouts had moved out from Shiloh
looking for evidence of the Confederate Army. At first everything went well, then came the sudden "Pop! Pop! Pop!"
The Feds were under attack. Albert Sidney Johnston's Army had come up in the dead of night and the air was filled with the
angry snarl of hundreds of deadly .58 caliber Minie balls. Fired from an 1853 Enfield rifle, the Minie ball could knock down
a mule. In the hands of an accurate marksman the Enfield was a terribly destructive weapon. It tore through flesh and shattered
bone. A number of Yankees were hit and went down. The casualties quickly mounted. It wasn't long before the Feds fell back
taking most of their wounded with them.
It wasn't much of a battle, scarcely a skirmish-something like what
took place at Dearborn. The alarmed regimental commander rushed word to William Tecumseh Sherman. Old Cump was furious. There
was nothing to worry about he said-the Confederates were miles away at Corinth. If the Colonel was so damn afraid he should
take his regiment back to Ohio and hide under the table with the ladies and the Democrats.
The next day,
screaming their rebel yell, the Confederates struck in force and Sherman was lucky to get back to the Tennessee River without
his britches full of Minie balls. The same thing happened later at Chancellorsville where Oliver Otis Howard ignored warnings
that the Johnny Rebs were on his flank.
Shiloh...Chancellorsville...150 years ago...and here it is 2012, and
it is happening again today. The enemy is on America's flank and the reconnaissance parties are being driven back.
The first warning that America was under Islamic assault came on September 11, 2001-in the American Civil War it was the
attack on Fort Sumter. The Democratic Party, as it did in 1861, has taken council of its fears and is looking the other way.
Doughfaces-Northern men with Southern principles-blamed the Civil War on the Republican Party. It wasn't the fault of Jeff
Davis and Alexander Stephens or the extension of slavery into the territories, they said-it was the Republicans and the Abolitionists.
The Democrats maintain the same position today. The fact that Islam holds 500,000,000 women in slavery does
not trouble them. The continued persecution of Christians, Hindus, Buddhists and animists by Muslims throughout the world
is of no concern of theirs, nor do they care that hatred of Israel and America is being preached in mosque, Madrassas and
college campus from New York City to Berkeley by Imams who are in and out of the White House like flies on a hot summer afternoon.
The Christian protestors in Dearborn were peaceful. The Muslims objected to the signs the Christians carried.
They were disrespectful of Islam said the Imams. Actually the very presence of a Christian is disrespectful of Islam.
Qur'an 5:17 "Verily they are disbelievers and infidels who say, ‘The Messiah, son of Mary, is God.'"
And: Qur'an 5:35 "...Theirs will be a painful torment. They will desire to get out of the fire but they shall not be
released from it. They shall have an everlasting torture."
It started in front of the mosque. The protestors
were pelted with rocks, bottles and chunks of concrete. It was, no matter what the police report will say, a stoning. A Muslim
girl who could not have been more than six or seven years old ran up to the protestors and screamed the f-word at them. A
police officer told the protestors they would have to go. Dearborn could not afford to keep a permanent two-man detail on
hand to protect them.
When the protestors left they soon found out who was being protected by the police.
They had scarcely left the scene when their vehicle was surrounded by squad cars. The police chief had sent 14 cops to escort
them from the dar al-Islam.
Fortunately for the protestors someone had filmed the event. The 20-minute video
can be viewed on YouTube. It pretty well backs up what the protestors have had to say. The sound of rocks and bottles can
be heard striking the pavement and more than a few missiles can be viewed sailing through the air. So the Liberal-progressives
have refrained from their usual vigorous attacks on the handful of Christians that were willing to stand up against religious
Still some Democrats couldn't keep their mouths shut for more than a few minutes. Julie Roginsky,
a Democratic Party strategist and media consultant, appeared on Sean Hannity's Great American Panel to discuss the event.
It was a tempest in a teapot, she said. If that was her two cents worth she's got change coming. All religions, she said,
have engaged in that kind of activity. There are stonings in the Bible, stonings in the Qur'an, stonings in the Torah, stonings
in the Kama Sutra, stonings in the Ted Turner Diaries. Stonings are common to all religions.
That may be true
in an historical sense but the Panel wasn't interested in ancient history, a subject the Democrats always fall back on when
they have nothing to say-slavery, manifest destiny, Wounded Knee. The Panel should have asked Julie when was the last time
the Christians stoned someone. Well, it was back in 2007. There was this CBS-TV drama called Cold Case where a gang of Christian
teenagers stoned a prostitute. Sure, but that was only make-believe-sort of like the commentary on Hard Ball with Chris Matthews.
But it wouldn't have appeared on TV if it hadn't had some basis in fact. Right? Sure, Christians are capable of such things.
Democrats never think Americans are better than anyone else. It's what makes them Democrats.
The last time
the Christians stoned someone was about 500 years ago. The last time the Muslims stoned someone was yesterday and the time
before that was the day before yesterday and the time before that was...well, one quickly gets the picture.
From What the People Should Know File:
During the past several weeks Muslim militants in Shia neighborhoods
in Baghdad have stoned-murdered-at least 14 youths described as Emos-boys who dress like Europeans. Since January about 100
Emos have been sent to their eternal reward in Iraq by stoning. There may be more-far more. Record keeping in Iraq is not
an exact science.
Stonings are frequent in Saudi Barbaria. They are legal and public. Recently a Saudi princess
asked for asylum in the UK. She had given birth to an illegitimate child and feared a stoning. Fortunately a British judge
awarded her both asylum and anonymity. It wasn't the first time the Brits have done this. But they have to do it secretly
to avoid confrontation with the Saudi government.
Oh, for a year of Andrew Jackson and John Coffee Hays at
the head of the English government and George Bush's Saudi buddy would be feeling the hot breath of the Eternal singing his
Stoning is common in Somalia, Afghanistan, Pakistan, and, of course, Iran.
The Liberal-progressive response to the Dearborn stoning was to dismiss it. It seldom occurs they said and the protestors
were at fault. One Internet blogger said there were over a billion Muslims in the world. That meant that less than .0000001
percent of them participate in stonings.
It's quite amazing-Christianity is responsible for Scott Roeder
and the Inquisition, Islam is responsible for absolutely nothing. Many Muslims stood by and watched the stonings but did not
intervene. It must be stated in a corollary argument that only a small portion of the Nazi Party stuffed Jews in the concentration
camps and only a handful of Klansmen served as nightriders. Are they to be forgiven?
Groucho Marx said he
would never join a club that would have someone like him for a member. Many Muslims belong to mosques that not only harbor
Jihadists but also serve as a training ground for terrorists. How many of them have thought of leaving Islam? Who would one
rather be-a Marx Brother or a Muslim?
If it were only the stonings-as disgusting as they are-Julie Roginsky
might have an argument. But there is more to it than an occasional stoning. There are the beheadings-a Christian in Tunisia,
a Copt in Egypt, an atheist in Somalia, an apostate in Nigeria, a schoolgirl in Indonesia, a maid in Saudi Barbaria. Islam
is not for the squeamish.
Acid thrown in the face of schoolgirls, honor killings, schoolboys sodomized in
a Mosque, attacks on churches, child prostitution rings...there is no end to the madness. A Muslim man in Yemen hung his three-year-old
son to spite his wife after a furious argument; a Muslim mob in southern Punjab burned a man alive for allegedly ripping pages
from the Qur'an; in Egypt three religious men killed a college student for publicly walking with his fiancée. A Portland,
Maine, woman was sexually assaulted by a Somali refugee. It took Attila the Hun a lifetime to accomplish what Islam manages
And then there are the big items: the roadside bombs, the attacks on mosques that have left thousands
dead, the suicide bombers, 9/11, 7/7 and the hatred-above all the hatred.
"Pop! Pop! Pop!" The rocks,
the bottles and the chunks of concrete that reigned down on the handful of Dearborn protestors did not reign down on the protestors
alone-they reigned down on all of America. Cump Sherman wised up in a hurry-the Democratic Party hasn't.
Brave new schools versus al-Qaeda
Potsy and Ralph Malph pack heat to History class?
How many school-kids were murdered by Muslim terrorists at Beslan...two...three...a
dozen...186? It was 186. Add 145 cops, teachers, assorted school personnel and unlucky passersby and the final butcher's bill
was 388, enough to bring a smile to Uncle Osama's lips. There won't be a dry eye in Beslan for a hundred years. How many school-kids
were murdered by Muslim terrorists at the Ma'alot School in Israel...two...three...a dozen? It was 21--one would have been
too many. Terrorists attacked the Claretian Mission School in the Phillippines
and took 26 hostages. Most of them were released; the terrorists had an overriding political agenda and the kids were spared.
It doesn't always work out that way.
Attacks on Christian schools in Pakistan are part of the religious and sociological
landscape. Open a school for girls anywhere in the land so cherished by Prince Chuckles of England and the terrorists will
come. Nor is it safe in Indonesia. In a most heinous crime three Christian girls were attacked and beheaded by Muslim terrorists
in Central Sulawesi while on their way to school. Indonesia's Muslims have been waging a pogrom against Christians and Buddhists
for thirty years-schools, churches and temples are easy targets.
Should America be worried? Are terrorists eyeing Tom
and Huck's Little Red Schoolhouse? Should Potsy and Ralph Malph pack heat to History class?
The news is not encouraging.
Successful attacks on al-Qaeda installations in Iraq and Afghanistan have turned up floor plans for schools in Texas, New
Jersey and Virginia. American troops also found videotapes instructing terrorists on how to take possession of a school. The
plans are pragmatic and detailed. Commands are issued in English; the kids are separated into controllable groups; and anyone
who might have the will or the capacity to interfere is immediately killed. Hiding in a transgender bathroom will not save
anyone. Brian de Palma could not make it scarier. This is Beyond Night of the Living Dead.
It's been six months
since the FBI and Homeland Security alerted law enforcement agencies across America that Muslims with ‘ties to extremists'
groups were signing up for jobs as bus drivers. Some of them acted so suspiciously they couldn't help but gain attention.
Less than a year ago an investigative journalist in Illinois discovered the state had been hiring convicted sex offenders
to drive school buses. Illinois is not alone. Little has been done to protect American schools from terrorist attacks. Drug
Free Zones don't frighten Omar Bakri Mohammed.
Lieutenant Colonel David Grossman of the Killology Research Group paints a grim picture of what could happen if terrorists attacked Tom and Huck's Little Red Schoolhouse. Grossman is an Army
Ranger and teaches Psychology at West Point. He has written extensively on terrorism, killing and what turns people into killers.
What would an American Beslan be like? For starters, it would be far worse than what Susan Sarandon imagines goes on
at Guantanamo Bay. It would be a day of infamy, a day of unceasing panic and pain; hundred of kids would be dead, parents
would leave their jobs to protect their remaining children; local economies would grind to a halt. But don't worry about Potsy
and Ralph Malph-they would be safe.
Grossman says the terrorists will choose a soft target. It won't be in Milwaukee
or Harlem where a cop is never more than few seconds away. The target will be a rural community or an isolated suburb-a neighborhood
with strong gun control laws and a non-existent hunting culture. There will be no NRA bumper stickers on pickup trucks. Law
enforcement will be next to invisible and the response time will be agonizingly slow. Barney Fife will be all day getting
the bullet out of his pocket.
The ideal target will be a Middle School where the girls are old enough to be raped but
not physically strong enough to put up a good fight. A dead cop here and there, a couple of well-place roadside bombs and
a blown bridge will seal off the area. Hundreds will be killed before Dirty Harry can break the lock on his gun cabinet.
it can't happen? David Grossman says, "Islamic terrorists are already in place in the U.S. and, yes, that includes bus
drivers, cafeteria workers and also airport workers."
What is being done in America to prepare for this day of
infamy? Well, except for an occasional fire drill...next to nothing. One Michigan school district held a government-funded
mock terrorist attack drill. The Scenario: Terrorists had planted a bomb on a school bus. There was an explosion and there
were casualties. It was a good exercise for emergency medical personnel. Who were the bad guys? Was it al-Qaeda...the Taliban...Islamic
Jihad? No, that would have been politically incorrect. It was Wackos Against Schools and Education-a group that believes everyone
should be home-schooled. Given the mindset of the NEA and the American educational system, it is not surprising. Sergeant
York and Audie Murphy had no such problems identifying the enemy. It was a simpler age but a more realistic age.
while Osama bin Laden snickers and points an accusing finger at the Bush administration, American schoolchildren are being
indoctrinated into the wonders of Islam. Any teacher who dares to criticize this Brave New Schools orthodoxy, as did Robert Escamilla, a Social Studies teacher at Enloe High School in Raleigh, NC, will be sent packing. In Nyssa, Oregon, Islam is still being taught as History despite objections voiced by parents more than a year ago. Charity, fasting, prayer,
belief and pilgrimage-those are the Five Pillars of Islam. Don't you Christians wish you had something as good?
about Jihad? Jihad is one of the Pillars of Islam. How can the History of Islam be taught without reference to one of its
Pillars? Well-it cannot! To teach Islam in the manner it is being taught at Nyssa is not History but a perversion of History.
Call it propaganda, call it blarney, call it bull, it is not history. Nyssa is doing its students a disservice. One might
as well teach classes in the American Civil War without mentioning slavery.
And, please, no incoherent babble about
Jihad being an inner struggle between good and bad; that it has nothing to do with terrorism. Go to the experts.
Qur'an: 2:190 Footnote: "Jihad is noble fighting in Allah's cause with full force and weaponry. It is given the utmost
importance in Islam and is one of its pillars. By Jihad Islam is established, Allah's word it made supreme and Islam is propagated.
By abandoning Jihad Islam is destroyed and Muslims fall into an inferior position, their honor is lost, their lands are stolen,
their rule and authority vanish. Jihad is obligatory duty in Islam on every Muslim. He who tries to escape from this duty,
or does not fulfill this duty dies a hypocrite."
Janine Weeks, curriculum director at Nyssa will die a hypocrite-not
to Islam, but a hypocrite to the students, to the parents, to the school, to History and to America. "We have not made
any changes," she said. "The content standards require that we present information about the rise of Islam in the
context of world history." Tell that to Daniel Pearl. The friends of al-Qaeda and Osama bin Laden are entrenched in America's
Don't put away the Glock, Potsy-and if you've got any spare ammunition, sent it to Huck and Tom.
Aqsa Parvez is dead-
"If we stay away from the teaching
of Islam, we pay for it."
Sixteen-year-old Aqsa Parvez is dead. Her father, Mohammed Parvez, strangled her because
she wouldn't wear the hijab. The slaying had nothing to do with Islam. It was un-Islamic. Sure-like the killings in Darfur
and Beslan. Police said Aqsa died of an ‘neck compression.' That's like dying of ‘lead poisoning' in Deadwood
or Tombstone or Lincoln County. Billy Bonney could have said, "I didn't know the gun was loaded." With a good lawyer
he could have had a case. "I didn't know my hands were around her neck," is more difficult. They should have said
she died ‘of Islam.'
The Islamic Society of North America Canada held a news conference at their headquarters
in Mississauga to come to grips with the tragedy. There were extenuating circumstances they said. "This girl she refused
to stay at home," said Imam Mohammed Alnadvi. "There were feelings that she is going in the wrong direction...going
with some other boy or some other thing." Sure, like Jamie Lynn Spears, Britney's sister.
Sheikh Alaa Elsayed,
who organized the conference, said, "We cannot let culture supercede religion. If we stay away from the teaching of Islam,
we pay for it."
Friends of the family said they had argued over Aqsa's refusal to wear the hijab. She was too socially
progressive for her cultural warrior father. "So if the daughter makes the decision," explained Alnadvi, "then
they have failed." But a ‘neck compression-couldn't Pops have locked her in her room for a couple of days till
things settled down? It has worked before.
There was the time Alfalfa refused to wear a tutu to a dance recital. It
almost drove dear old Mom mad, but she didn't strangle him. She sent him to bed without desert-for forty-six straight days!
One of them learned a lesson. George S. Patton had a problem in North Africa in 1943 with GIs who for one reason of another
traipsed around without helmets on their heads. He issued an order requiring all personnel to wear steel helmets at all times,
including physicians in the operating wards. No one was shot so it must have worked. The Lone Ranger and the Green Hornet
swapped masks one day to play a little joke on Tonto and Cato but Tonto was so nearsighted he followed the Green Hornet around
for three weeks before he realized they were playing a joke on him. He was outraged but did he strangle the Lone Ranger? Of
course not, the next time they stopped in San Francisco he sewed lace on the Masked Man's saddlebags. So there are options
Nonetheless Elsayed insisted on belaboring his point. "No religion condones such an act,"
he said. "It is forbidden to hit anyone." Anyone?
Tabari IX:113 "Allah permits you to shut them up in
separate rooms and to beat them, but not severely."
Okay, no hitting-except for women.
The taking of a human
life is an act against all humanity said Elsayed.
Tabari !X:69 "Killing disbelievers is a small matter to us."
VII:97 "The morning after the murder of Ashraft, the Prophet declared, ‘Kill any Jew who falls under your power.'"
VIII:179 "Among those Muhammad ordered killed was Abdallah bin Khatal. The Messenger ordered him to be slain because
while he was a Muslim, Muhammad had sent him to collect the zakat tax with an Ansar and a slave of his...His girls used to
sing a satire about Muhammad so the Prophet ordered that they should be killed along with Abdallah. He was killed by Sa'id
and Abu Barzah. The two shared in his blood. One of the singing girls was killed quickly but the other fled. So Umar caused
his horse to trample the one who fled, killing her."
Okay, no taking of human life-except for disbelievers, Jews,
former Muslims and singing girls.
Qur'an 8:67 "It is not fitting for any Prophet to have prisoners until he has
made a great slaughter in the land."
Qur'an 33:60 "Whenever they (Hypocrites) are found, they
shall be seized and slain without mercy-a fierce slaughter-murder, a horrible murdering."
Ishaq 676 "(The
Prophet said) will no one rid me of this woman? That very night he (Umayr) crept into the writer's home while she lay
sleeping with her young children. There was one at her breast. Umayr removed the suckling babe and then plunged his sword
into the poet...Killing her was as meaningless as two goats butting heads (said the Prophet)."
Okay, no taking
of human life-except for disbelievers, Jews, former Muslims, singing girls, designated civilians, hypocrites and poets. This
is a long list, yet the killing of Aqsa Parvez was-they say-un-Islamic. It was random violence, domestic abuse, it happens
all the time. It had more to do with family than with religion or culture. Alfalfa was lucky his mother didn't strangle him
and the Lone Ranger could thank his lucky stars Tonto enjoyed practical jokes more than retributive justice.
said, "We cannot let culture supercede religion." And that was precisely why Mohammed Parvez murdered Aqsa. Culture
was creeping into his religion-an alien culture-and it could not be tolerated. Local Imams had plenty of after-the-fact advice
on child rearing. The key to getting girls to wear the hijab was to teach them religion at an early age-and, of course, having
selected ‘a proper spouse.'
Aqsa's mother is reportedly sick with grief. No doubt, her daughter is dead and the
Imams are saying she is ‘an improper spouse.' Tabari IX:113 must be flashing on and off inside her head like
a fire alarm.
They say Aqsa's father was a crazy man, a lunatic. That may be, but he could not have committed his horrible
crime without the help and the urgings of Tabari, Ishaq and the Qur'an-and Islam.
From the "Don't
Know When to Keep Their Mouths Shut" files comes this totally unrelated incident:
Hojatolislam Gholam Reza Hassani,
representative of Iran's Supreme Leader Ayatollah Ali Khameini, in eastern Azerbaijain, addressed the press-Kronus International-in
the city of Urumieh. "I do not understand how these women who do not respect the hijab, 28 years after the birth of the
Islamic Republic, are still alive," he said. "These women and their husbands and their fathers must die."
Two Faces of Terror
Mohammed Reza Teheri-azar and Jay Bennish
Bennish is a teacher; there's not much he likes about America. Mohammed Reza Taheri-azar graduated from the University of
North Carolina (UNC) in 2005. He doesn't like America either. Though located on opposite side of the Michael Moore-Osama bin
Laden axis, they are, nonetheless, kindred spirits. One reads from Marx and Engels, the other from the Qur'an. Both are college
graduates and one can take that for what it is worth. Bennish has a degree in History, Taheri-azar in psychology. Bennish
is only half-educated no matter what he might think and Taheri-azar seems more qualified for a room with padded walls if not
a rack inYgor's intensive care ward at the House of Frankenstein than for graduate school. They are allies in the War on America-faces of hatred, one from the radical left, the other from
Bennish targets 14-year-olds, Taheri-azar drives SUVs into crowds of college students. Bennish attacks
the mind, Taheri-azar the body. Who is to say who is more reprehensible?
Bennish teaches Social Studies (Socialism)
and History at the Overland School in Denver, Colorado. He has a reputation for being outspoken. He tells his students things
like the United States is "probably the most violent nation on planet Earth," and "I'm not saying Bush and
Hitler are exactly the same, obviously they're not."
Well, gosh, any fool student can see by looking at their pictures
that they are not exactly the same. What is the problem here? Bush doesn't wear a Charlie Chaplin mustache and there's no Nazi spit curl over his left eye. And nobody has ever heard him speak German or say ‘Gesundheit'
He probably doesn't know the words to the Horst Wessel Song.
"OK?" says Bennish. "But there are some eerie similarities to the tones they use."
What does he mean-tones? Has he been counting the bumps on George W. Bush's head and dividing by six-and-seven/eights? This
is beginning to sound like Weird Science. Has he got a license to preach? Hey, Daddy-o-if you want to find similarities with
Nazi Germany why don't you take a gander at some of the loyal opposition in the Democratic Party? Al Gore sounds and looks
more like Hermann Goering these days than Goering ever did. And how about Robert Byrd? He's the spitting image of Alfred Rosenberg and he's got the pedigree to match. Those are similarities-and that would stimulate discussion.
Bennish appeared on NBS's Today Show. "My job as a teacher," he explained, "is to challenge
students to think critically about issues that are affecting our world and our society."
That's what Baldur von Schirach told the bright little bastards in the Hitler Jugend; what Nadezhda Krupskaya told the Young Pioneers before sending them out to spy on their parents; what every Mad Mullah tells his Madrassas class-think critically about the
issues that are affecting our world and our society; the untermenschen, the kulaks, the Jews, George W. Bush. Like von Shirach,
Krupskaya, and the Mad Mullahs, Bennish doesn't teach, he indoctrinates. The question is: does he know enough about history
to teach any kind of a class connected to his supposed field of study, including something as silly as Human Geography? The
answer is apparently no.
Exhibit number one: The United States is the most violent nation in the world. If he had thought
critically about this it couldn't have been for more than five seconds otherwise he would have reached an entirely different
conclusion. Maybe he slept through some of his college classes, maybe he didn't take notes; maybe he read Noam Chomsky instead of Thomas Jefferson. Once again, the question: Is the United States the most violent nation on planet Earth? Hardly!
Since 1776, save for the War Between the States, America has been relatively free of violence while dozens of countries have
murdered hundreds of thousands if not millions of their own citizens-Russia, China, Germany, Indonesia; Pol Pot, Idi Amin, Mao. Marxism, National Socialism and Islam have killed tens of millions of people and Bennish is unaware of it. Some history
"Don ‘t know much about history, Don't know much biology, Don't know about a science book."
Bennish is living proof that a college degree doesn't mean as much as it once did.
Many Overland students are supporting
Bennish. That's not surprising; they are teenagers. They are rebelling against parental authority and Bennish seems one of
And there is Mohammed Reza Taheri-azar. He might have been born in Iran but he has spent most of his life in America.
His friends said they were Shocked! Shocked that a good Muslim would do something like that. He was a good kid-as
normal as Potsy and Ralph Malph. One can almost see him hanging around Al's with Richie Cunningham and the Fonz. He drank beer and smoked pot. Dr. Gordon Pitz, a UNC psychology professor said, "He (Taheri-azar) was
certainly not shy, but he never expressed any kind of hostility, that I was aware of."
Nor did Taheri-azar discuss
religion; he was going places. He had received a letter of acceptance from Nova University. He would be working toward a PhD.
And then he found religion-or, perhaps, religion found him, or, maybe, he never left. He embraced Islam, prayed to Allah,
attended mosque, read the Qur'an, rented a Jeep Cherokee and drove it into a crowd of UNC students at a popular campus gathering
spot known as the pit. He ran down nine of them, put six in the hospital. He must have been pleased with himself. When arrested,
he was smirking like a concentration camp guard coming off duty at Dachau. He said he did it to "punish the government of the United States for actions around the world."
Tarsus was on his way to Damascus one day when he found God. A bolt of light came from out of the blue and he fell to the
ground. He was blinded. That was a fine pickle. But he had been born-again, so he got back on his mule-Jeep Cherokees had
not been invented yet-and continued on to Damascus. Now he could have rode his mule into a crowd of slack-jawed pagans and
people would have understood, he being blind and all that, but he didn't. No, sir! He sat down and wrote a letter to the Corinthians
and that made them feel good and it made him feel good so he wrote a letter to the Galatians and that made them feel good.
And God said, "This man is my chosen instrument to carry my name before the Gentiles and their kings and before the people
of Israel. I will show him how much he must suffer in my name."
And Saul (now Paul) suffered for his God; Taheri-azar
wanted others to suffer for His god. Why is it that born-again Christians seek to do good works in the name
of God while ‘born-again' Muslims seek to kill non-Muslims for their God? Christ suffered and died for the sins of mankind;
Mohammed made mankind suffer and die for his sins. There has never been another Christ; there have been many Mohammeds.
hatred; Jay Bennish and Mohammed Reza Taheri-azar; enemies of America, enemies of freedom; secularism, Communism joined to
Islam; War on America, War on Humanity; two faces of hatred.
Mohammad Atta enters the Pearly Gates
He had no idea of how much time had elapsed since he had crashed that plane into the World
Trade Center. It might have been minutes; it might have been years. He had been floating in a musk-scented cloud of ecstasy
for so long he had become disoriented. From time to time he would shout, “Allahu akbar,” and a renewed
surge of elation would sweep over him. Oh, how well he had done Allah’s work! How well!
suddenly, there was a break in the clouds, and, lo and behold, sweeping toward him at a great rate of speed were the pearly
gates! “Allahu akbar!” They were so wondrous they took his breath away. Could this be it? Could this
Off to the right, a pestilential wind was howling across a barren landscape. Billowing
clouds of black smoke could be seen in the distance. He could hear people screaming. Such despairing and excruciating cries
of pain and anguish and terror, he had never heard before. Christians and Jews, he thought. If he had not been such a good
Muslim he might have winced.
And then, there he was, standing right in front of the Pearly Gates—the entrance to
Paradise. A man in a German Army uniform barred the way. His left eye was missing—shot away, no doubt, in one of the
many Germanic wars. His right hand and his right forearm were missing, and all that remained of his left hand was a thumb
and two fingers.
Ah, thought Mohammed—Reinhard Heydrich, assassinated by Check guerillas
in 1942. But Heydrich was not a Muslim. Perhaps he was being rewarded for killing all those Jews during the War. It would
be just like the ever-merciful Allah to make him the Gatekeeper to Paradise.
"I am Mohammed Atta,” announced
“We have been waiting for you,” said the Gatekeeper.
Mohammed nodded in
the direction of the billowing clouds of black smoke. “I had not thought Hell would be so close to Paradise,”
“Yes,” said the Gatekeeper. “Please, follow me.”
have no baggage,” said Mohammed.
“You will be provided with all you will ever need.”
thought Mohammed as he followed behind the former Reichsfuhrer. Allah is good. Allah is great.
was led into a magnificent courtyard, so full of the most wondrous bubbling fountains and aromatic flower beds that once again
his breath was taken away. Almost before he knew it, he was inside a low-ceilinged chamber, seated on a divan so plush he
seemed to be floating on air. Rubies and emeralds were everywhere—studding the walls and covering the floor. The smell
of saffron and camphor came from everything he touched. He was getting an erection. Ah, yes, he was achieving the permanent
state of all true believers! He was really—truly—in Paradise!
“Are you ready for the houris?” asked
“Yes! Yes!” cried Mohammed.
The Gatekeeper clapped his hands and
there—appearing instantaneously before Mohammed—was the most ugly, the most wretched, and the most disgusting
old hag Mohammed had ever laid eyes on. This time his breath was truly taken away.
said the hag. “I’m Nightmare Alice.”
Mohammed gasped. He grew flaccid. “What is this?” he
croaked. “Some kind of a joke?”
“Would you like to see another?” asked
“Yes! Yes!” cried Mohammed.
Again the Gatekeeper clapped his hands.
Nightmare Alice faded into the ether, and Mohammed drew a sigh of relief. Praise be to Allah, that was over! But it wasn’t—it
was only the beginning. As he looked up, he saw another hag leering down at him. She was more ugly, more wretched, and more
disgusting than the first.
“Hi, sweetie,” she said. “I’m Lena the Hyena.”
her away! Take her away!” cried Mohammed.
The Gatekeeper tried again and again, but he could not find a houri to
suit Mohammed’s taste. There was Gravel Gertie; there was Typhoid Mary; there was Roseanne Barr. By then Mohammed Atta
would have settled for Susan Sarandon.
“Perhaps you prefer boys?” suggested the Gatekeeper.
Yes! That’s it!” cried Mohammed. And it was. Allah knew best. Mohammed liked boys better than women.
The Gatekeeper clapped his hands. Mohammed sighed. Ah, that was more like it! Two extremely nubile youths
had appeared at the far end of the chamber. They were garbed in the most magnificent green silks and brocades. They had their
backs to Mohammed and they were dragging a cart loaded with mouth-watering delicacies toward the divan—condiments and
pastries unknown to mere mortal man. When they reached Mohammed, he placed a hand on a nubile hip. Yes, he was a man again!
would you like, sir?” asked the youth.
“Anything,” said Mohammed. “Anything
“Oh, we have that,” said the youth.
“And what is your name,
pray tell?” asked Mohammed.
The youth turned to face Mohammed Atta. In his hands he was holding the greasiest all-pork
hamburger ever grilled at Mel’s Diner. “I’m Beavis,” he snarled through the lips of his horribly scrunched
“And I’m Butthead,” said the other youth.
Mohammed Atta was aghast.
“What is this? What is this place?” he croaked. “Tell me, Heydrich—where am I?”
I’m not Heydrich,” said the Gatekeeper. “I’m Claus von Stauffenberg—the man who tried to kill
“You mean…you mean…”
“Yes, you are not where
you think you are…but you are where you deserve to be." Alas! Alas! Paradise Lost!